Archive for the ‘comedy’ Category

Smurf movie

Aug
22

Coming out with new movie. I loved the smurfs they had every type of person in there. New Smurf movie will be have to date with cosmedic sergury smurf, jokie smurf would be terrorist smurf, Smurette would be Paris.

The Smurf episodes sometimes have this gang up on on perticular smurf, where is name states his downfall condition, Crackhead Smurf I can’t believe you stole my DVD player while you were house sitting.

Tommy Davidson at the Improv

Aug
22

SO, Saw Tommy Davidson at the Improv. Mark Agee hosted and had a good set I enjoyed it and I have seen him many times before but for some reason it was like the first time. I enjoy his jokes and him as a person.

Next was… I don’t remember his name but he was from Arkanas but he was great, he had presence, jokes on all level, and had lots of fun and was loose.

Then there was Tommy…he was late and oh…Paul Vargese had to go up cause he was late. Paul did good like he always does. So Tommy came out and he looked coked up or something. He was touchin’ his nose and crap…it’s an assumption. But I don’t know he’s crazy anyway so that may just me him natural… I am just sick of comics dying so I’ll hope that was not the case. But he was crazy. He would repeat things like 12 times, but that face his face when he does characters. He some funny bits, like he had one that was about a white woman will stand stand up for what she thinks is right like when there’s a line at the Store. It was a great show.

Good show all around.

The Early Show & Stratos

Aug
21

Yes I did two shows shows on 8 min and the other I don’t know. Boone the great guy that he is, in all of his support for his wife and all of us, taped both. I was me, bob kosrovi, tom devenport, sheri belle, johnny elbow and shawn aredondo. I was a good show, though not much of an audience.

I did a show of nesto and it good the crowd was not to animated but good audience. I’ll post some of the jokes.

Here is a pic from the early show.
the early show pic

back door show 8-20-2005 6:30pm

Aug
20

Me and a slue of people will be at the back door for the early show get there at 6:30

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Aug
16

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I lost to a Guitar Comic

Aug
16

So I went to the 105.3 Gong Show this past Saturday. It was cool, I got a twenty 24 of 30. I was winning and everyone before me got Gonged. So I was a shoe in to win until this bum with a guitar. But the cool thing was after the “guest” judge slamme my friend I was able to slam him. The audience was great!

Getting food and a book

Aug
6

So I decided to troad throught the heat of Dallas and go to the library and kroger. Well at the library near kroger, I checked to see if the MLK library was open.

I noticed that there is a sign that says no firearms beyond this point. The wierd thing is in Texas you can have a concealed handgun but almost ever place I go has a sign that says no firearms. That’s strange if I had a gun I could only conseal it in the car. No wonder there are so many road rages in Texas. You have to go back to you car to put your gun back.

So when I go to the MLK library I noticed also that there guard was packing a .45. A .45…at a library…a library.

“Hey kid…put that book down or I’ll shoot.”

At the library in Queertown, there was no gun on th guard, just no mase. I guess gay white people don’t steal books. Also the library had the Man Show on DVD. Let’s learn about boobs.

The library is a great under rated privilage for Americans. We complain there ae no free learning tool and what not. I learned almost everything about the web design from books and the rest from Craig.

hosting at Hyena’s

Aug
6

So Dustin, a man who looks out for me, got me a host spot at Hyena’s Arlington. I was excited that I got to go up there again. I did want to host but that is what I got. I would’ve love to get comfortable with the Hyena’s audience before I started to do this but whatever. You can’t pick your battle.

But it was great, I had fun and meet some cool comics from L.A. not well know but funny and full of stories and advice.

Oh and if you haven’t noticed I’’m a comedian in Dallas, TX.