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My 2009 Predictions

1. Britney gets remarried.
2. Amy Winehouse goes back to rehap.
3. Steven Colbert majorly retools his show.
4. An amemdment is passed for poligamy but not gay marriage.
5. Another Hulk movie w/ another actor, again
6. Flying cars

Add comment December 31st, 2008

How to use Bitmap and BitmapData in ActionScript 3 – v3

Alright, this example is very similar to the other examples I have done. But with this one I am scaling all pixels at the same rate. Just click on it the image in the example Source | Example

[as] import flash.display.*;
import caurina.transitions.Tweener;
import flash.sampler.*;

var pixHolder:Sprite = new Sprite();

var img:Img = new Img();
//pixHolder.opaqueBackground = true;

addChild(pixHolder);

var coords_array:Array = [];
var pixels_array:Array = [];

var bmd:BitmapData = new BitmapData(img.width, img.height, false);
bmd.draw(img, new Matrix());
bmd.lock();
startSampling();

for (var i:int = 0; i < img.width; i++)
{
for (var j:int = 0; j < img.height; j++)
{
var coords:Object = {};

//var pixData:BitmapData = new BitmapData(1, 1, false, bmd.getPixel(i, j));

//var pixBit:Bitmap = new Bitmap(pixData, PixelSnapping.ALWAYS, true);

var pixSprite:Sprite = new Sprite();
pixSprite.graphics.beginFill(bmd.getPixel(i, j), 1);
pixSprite.graphics.drawRect(0, 0, 1, 1);
pixSprite.graphics.endFill();

pixSprite.x = i;
pixSprite.y = j;
//pixSprite.filters = [new BlurFilter(5, 5, 3)];
//pixSprite.addChild(pixBit);
pixHolder.addChild(pixSprite);

coords.sprite = pixSprite;
coords.x = i;
coords.y = j;
coords_array.push(coords);
}
}
trace(”what: ” +getSampleCount() )

bmd.unlock();
bmd.dispose();
stage.addEventListener(MouseEvent.CLICK, updating, false, 0, true);

function updating(evt:MouseEvent):void
{
removeEventListener(MouseEvent.CLICK, updating);
trace(”over”);

for(var k:int = 0; k < coords_array.length; k++)
{
Tweener.addTween(coords_array[k].sprite, {x:coords_array[k].sprite.x * 2, scaleX:coords_array[k].sprite.scaleX * 2, scaleY:coords_array[k].sprite.scaleY * 2, delay:.5,  y:coords_array[k].sprite.y * 2, transition:”linear”, time:.5});
}
trace(getSampleCount() )
}
[/as]

Add comment April 29th, 2008

Mrs. Spitzer’s thoughts during her husbands sex scandal press conference

Mrs. Spitzer has a lot to think about. – Link

Add comment March 12th, 2008

Hilary Clinton’s Advice to NY Governor’s wife – Bitstrips is awesome

She’s good! -Link

Add comment March 12th, 2008

Josh and Comedy central

I’ll be in Austin in a week to compete for the semi-finals for Comedy Central’s Open-Mic fight. I’m very excited and hope I get to advance. I’d love a vaction to L.A. to compete again. I get 7min and I’m going to a set as solid as I can in that time. If your a Austin citizen come out.

Cap City Comedy Club

8pm

Thurs, July 26th 2007

Add comment July 19th, 2007

This is what I don’t like about Comedy

I’ve been doing the Heyna’s open mic and the first time I did it Gary Hood told me that what I did was good but “where’s the goofy, funny stuff”. So next time I come with the funny, goofy, owner says, “Thats cool and all but I want to see you do a tight five”. So today I come with a tight five and Gary says, “That’s good the puns and all that but do the witty stuff” I did that I did that last time and the owner told me to do a tight five. “Well you got to do the stuff you would to for an audition”. That is what I did. “Well I don’t want to bust your chops.”

I love comedy and I love doing jokes but I hate being directed back and forth for every little thing. He says I do great at open mics, that’s because no one is telling me do this do that I do what I want and that’s what I’ll do from now on and if I don’t get that guest spot then I don’t get it. I’m not getting a comedy boob job for work. Ala Naural.

Add comment February 17th, 2006

To go or not to go that is the question

Me and another comic (I won’t name name but he a big myspace headshot) were talking about moving I to NYC him to ? We weighted it because of the money issuses, flexible job and cost of living.

But I have imediate family there and I’m married so I need to get moving before she loses hope in me and doesn’t want to move. She is adiment about moving for a change of scenery and a possible comedy outlet for me. I know NYC isn’t the magic cure all for someone to become a working comic or actor but I think it would help.
But I don’t know I’d be going in blind and I lot of things can go wrong, I have a great job here. But nothing could happen here, too. Figuring your way in comedy (even life) is like a choose you own adventure book that was as thick as the bible, all lord of the rings and Narnia.Where will any of us end up.

2 comments January 13th, 2006

Cheezy2

game you play when you urinatate on your hand PEEKNUCKLE

Add comment December 30th, 2005

cheese joke

Why was the wife rock mad at the husband rock?
Cause he took her for granite.

Add comment December 19th, 2005

Vacation to New York

It was a fun time in the motherland. My wife and I got to visit for 12 days during the Thanks giving holiday. We had to bring along my niece for the plane rides it was scary but out of most kids she was well behaved and carried her own bag. That’s good for a three year-old. She all sung I like to move it, move it song as well as we are family, over and over.

My wife was so excited to go to New York and Central Park, but when we got to central park it was cold, I was in a bad mood and all the areas of tourist intrest were under renovation.

I got to see my uncles, my dad and step mom. I went to my dad’s church. It was interesting. I’m not a big church kind of guy. They had security and guys with guns. I don’t want to get in the middle of a shoot out during communion. I’m not a let’s have church in a tent kind of person, but it was too fancy for my taste.

Man, my wife was originally slow with getting on the train thing. If you don’t know in a city with transportation you are at whim of the conductor or driver. Once he closes the doors you have to wait til the next one comes. That might be a while so you need to run if you swipe your metro card and here a train. But she got better.

I got to go up at The New York Comedy Club it was good.

I ended up getting a sommons for spitting on the subway. That was fun.

Video to come.

Add comment December 16th, 2005