The funniest commerial
Asians want to be so black they got to be sterotyped in a commerial. That’s funny cause you know they couldn’t do a similar thing to black people we’d protest. HA! Click to see
Add comment September 26th, 2005
Archive for September, 2005
The Gay Bar
They loved me, but when I went into my having kid jokes they acted like since they were gay they had never seen a kid so I changed subjects and got them right back. It was great!
Add comment September 23rd, 2005
benefit show
Hey I can’t wait. I’m doing a Katrina Benefit at a gay bar. Rock n rolla.
Add comment September 21st, 2005
Kanye Kanye Kanye
So I saw on the news Kanye’s comments about Bush, the government, and the media. Let me say WOW. He spoke his mind like very few people do and I applaud him for that. Do I agree with him…kinda I think no one even Kanye cares about homeless and poor cause if he did would he have concert tixs for $60. Poor people love Kanye. Would I drive past all the poor people I see in Dallas. We all have everything else on the brain except helping the poor.
Bush does deep down care about all people but big business is probably most on his mind.
Kanye is right in some respects, I saw great news pieces and bad news pieces but we should not be so quick to put absolutes on things. Also we need to stop the “everyone is racist.” It’s a 40 witch hunt. Everyone is sick of it. STOP IT Jesse Jackson, stop it Al Sharpton. MLK is dead (get over, you can’t blame white america for Jame Earl Ray), civil rights is over. There is still racist, but most people are trying to learn, tolorate, and entermingle with all races. Trust in white people is hard if you best friend was killed by one and maybe by a conspiricy but we have to treat all fairly and not cry racism if a white waiter forgets to only bring your drink
Add comment September 3rd, 2005
Mouse follow 2
Here is an update from the mouse follow menu. It only works when you are 100px in.
this.mcMouseFlo.onEnterFrame = function() {
if (_root._xmouse < 100) {
this._y = _root._ymouse;
if (_root._ymouse <= 60) {
this._y = 60;
}
if (_root._ymouse >= 301) {
this._y = 301;
}
}
};
Add comment September 1st, 2005
Kanye West
When a girl at UNT turned me on to Kanye. I didn’t like it at first cause I was like that’s that fool who is playin’ oldies at 150rpms or something. But my brother bought it and I burned it. Man, I conneted with it. An underdog story like no other. A black man not excepted for being himself in rap and not taken seriously on the mic.
I feel that way about my comedy and life in general. Also I was just finish school and had no job lined up. I felt like school was a waste. College Dropout got me through it.
The wizardry with word and his realness with his physical, mental, spiritual inconsistancy. He is my favorite artist at the moment.
Add comment September 1st, 2005
Bill Murray
Ever since I was a child and I saw Ghostbusters and Stripes. I was struck by something that I didn’t see in other people on screen. Yes Eddie Murphy was funny but all so flamboyent and got his laughs from being a jerk. But Bill was light, quick witted, so sudtle. In my childhood I would say Bill was Bugs Bunny and Eddie was Woodwood Pecker, Murray was more of a get even or crafty in his sceams. Murphy just pecked your freaking head and laughed at you.
That’s what I thought was funny about him. The magic word thing with Walter Peck (Ghostbusters) and the funny spatular thing with the girl on the stove (Stripes). I still love his work. If I could meet anyone person I think he’d be in the top five or the top one.
Add comment September 1st, 2005