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Asians want to be so black they got to be sterotyped in a commerial. That’s funny cause you know they couldn’t do a similar thing to black people we’d protest. HA! Click to see

They loved me, but when I went into my having kid jokes they acted like since they were gay they had never seen a kid so I changed subjects and got them right back. It was great!

Hey I can’t wait. I’m doing a Katrina Benefit at a gay bar. Rock n rolla.

TBA 9th and 10th

So I noticed yesterday that there was a Oprah special on the Hurricane, when I got home I watched. Mind you, I have watched all the news coverage on this stuff and Oprah was by far the worst. It was raw as it could be for ABC which was more raw then CNN.

They spoke of maroding thugs in the Superdome, which was pitch black inside the whole time for 10s of 1000 of people, shooting and fighting stepping on children in the midst of it all. The thugs were raping little children that tried to go to the bathroom. There was piss and crap everywhere they said, it was dark so the camera didn’t get it but Oprah said that the first reaction on just walking in was to vomit.

Doctor Oz (the guy who worked on Clinton’s Op) went there and said he has seen a lot of the death but not like this. He showed a dude dead in the street, just chillin’ oozing blood. Also a lady blooted on the sholder of the highway. A Dole orange juice laying where she dropped it as the life left her body. She looked pregnant because of the blooting. It was said. He also was talking to a guy who was in his final second and was not responding, he already looked dead. Lastly he said that if a person gets to a point they can’t get better they have been putting them in the “morgue” (a freezer truck) to die in “peace”

SAD VERY SAD

So I saw on the news Kanye’s comments about Bush, the government, and the media. Let me say WOW. He spoke his mind like very few people do and I applaud him for that. Do I agree with him…kinda I think no one even Kanye cares about homeless and poor cause if he did would he have concert tixs for $60. Poor people love Kanye. Would I drive past all the poor people I see in Dallas. We all have everything else on the brain except helping the poor.

Bush does deep down care about all people but big business is probably most on his mind.

Kanye is right in some respects, I saw great news pieces and bad news pieces but we should not be so quick to put absolutes on things. Also we need to stop the “everyone is racist.” It’s a 40 witch hunt. Everyone is sick of it. STOP IT Jesse Jackson, stop it Al Sharpton. MLK is dead (get over, you can’t blame white america for Jame Earl Ray), civil rights is over. There is still racist, but most people are trying to learn, tolorate, and entermingle with all races. Trust in white people is hard if you best friend was killed by one and maybe by a conspiricy but we have to treat all fairly and not cry racism if a white waiter forgets to only bring your drink

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• Official website

When a girl at UNT turned me on to Kanye. I didn’t like it at first cause I was like that’s that fool who is playin’ oldies at 150rpms or something. But my brother bought it and I burned it. Man, I conneted with it. An underdog story like no other. A black man not excepted for being himself in rap and not taken seriously on the mic.

I feel that way about my comedy and life in general. Also I was just finish school and had no job lined up. I felt like school was a waste. College Dropout got me through it.

The wizardry with word and his realness with his physical, mental, spiritual inconsistancy. He is my favorite artist at the moment.

• Bill Murray
• Bill Murray Sound board w/ many great movie qoutes

Ever since I was a child and I saw Ghostbusters and Stripes. I was struck by something that I didn’t see in other people on screen. Yes Eddie Murphy was funny but all so flamboyent and got his laughs from being a jerk. But Bill was light, quick witted, so sudtle. In my childhood I would say Bill was Bugs Bunny and Eddie was Woodwood Pecker, Murray was more of a get even or crafty in his sceams. Murphy just pecked your freaking head and laughed at you.

That’s what I thought was funny about him. The magic word thing with Walter Peck (Ghostbusters) and the funny spatular thing with the girl on the stove (Stripes). I still love his work. If I could meet anyone person I think he’d be in the top five or the top one.