SWF It Good

So I went to the 105.3 Gong Show this past Saturday. It was cool, I got a twenty 24 of 30. I was winning and everyone before me got Gonged. So I was a shoe in to win until this bum with a guitar. But the cool thing was after the “guest” judge slamme my friend I was able to slam him. The audience was great!

Right now I’m listening to Eric Clapton on PBS, he’s doing songs sessions of Rober Johnson. It is mesmerizing how Eric and definately Johnson play. I don’t like new blues or “white blues” but this is an adaptation of the original stuff. I had alway seen the picture of this man and heard people speak of a guitarist who eledgedly sold his soul to play guitar, but never his music. It is great.

So Christian Right and politicians who want to win elections say,

“We should get back to what the founding fathers wanted, and the way they relied on God for forming this country.”

You meant the founding fathers who gave freedom to every white man and left every woman and slave under a now American grip.

• Thomas Jefferson slave owner and rapist/jungle feverist, obviously sleep with his slaves while having a family of this own. God Bless America.
• Ben Franklin, one of our greatest founding fathers, on the 100 dollar bill, never spent to much time with his wife. Franklin spent decades in France “working for the the US government” while his wife was dying. He was getting down with the frog women. When his wife died he didn’t even come back. Let freedom ring indeed.

I would think these extreme right people would want be the opposite of this…but wait this is what they want, to screw the less fortunate, care for only their beliefs, and at the same tooting freedom.

I watched Penn and Teller’s show about censorship for the first time this week. I was very intreeged about the way people for see this country from there Christian or personal views. I being a Christian myself not the best or the example

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I am pissed when I see people trying to pass law to get TV and Radio limited. This country was founded on individualism not God

The Christian God that “America” claims to believe in. Our founding fathers where Masons, which from what I know is not really too Christian, just believing in a similar God.

What if us Christians where the minority and pornagraphers where the majority and they passed I law that the bible must not have any mention of the fornication. Or something like that. You would not like that freedom taken away from you. I do not curse

to say I don’t use four letter word or the common tv curse words, I say piss and things like that, some consider that cursing. To each his own.

but if comedy clubs wouldn’t let me up unless I got real dirty, that would not be fair. So why should I impose my beliefs over others. God gives people free will why don’t we as “Christians”. We can help others come to knowledge of Christ and “cleaning up their life” but until then I will not limit anyone’s expression cause if someone did that to me then I’d be pissed.

I understand the parents and their wanting to clean up the air ways. But that is what parental rating, v-chip, raising kids is all about. I know there are parents that are against alot of TV stuff but have enough drama, sex and violence they have in their own homes that TV issues seem tame to there kids. Raise your kids and be a good example and shield their young impressionable minds, but leave the rest of society to express themselves. You guys have the hardest jobs in history but…lay off it, talk to your kids about how cool Howard Stern is

by the way I don’t like Stern but I respect him professionally and his willingness to be “himself”.

and how he ogles at young girls, is divorced, and probably is deep down inside lonely. Or tell them that these people are playing character not who they really are. I don’t know I’ll shut up now bye.

So I decided to troad throught the heat of Dallas and go to the library and kroger. Well at the library near kroger, I checked to see if the MLK library was open.

I noticed that there is a sign that says no firearms beyond this point. The wierd thing is in Texas you can have a concealed handgun but almost ever place I go has a sign that says no firearms. That’s strange if I had a gun I could only conseal it in the car. No wonder there are so many road rages in Texas. You have to go back to you car to put your gun back.

So when I go to the MLK library I noticed also that there guard was packing a .45. A .45…at a library…a library.

“Hey kid…put that book down or I’ll shoot.”

At the library in Queertown, there was no gun on th guard, just no mase. I guess gay white people don’t steal books. Also the library had the Man Show on DVD. Let’s learn about boobs.

The library is a great under rated privilage for Americans. We complain there ae no free learning tool and what not. I learned almost everything about the web design from books and the rest from Craig.

So Dustin, a man who looks out for me, got me a host spot at Hyena’s Arlington. I was excited that I got to go up there again. I did want to host but that is what I got. I would’ve love to get comfortable with the Hyena’s audience before I started to do this but whatever. You can’t pick your battle.

But it was great, I had fun and meet some cool comics from L.A. not well know but funny and full of stories and advice.

Oh and if you haven’t noticed I’’m a comedian in Dallas, TX.