Archive for August 22nd, 2005

The Horror Update (required flash 8 beta)

Aug
22

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Working out

Aug
22

So me and my wife have been working out for a while and we are happy with the progress that we have made but we want more. So have decided that we are going to wake up early and workout. We started this a week ago, the problem is that we have yet to work out in the morning. Alarm goes off at 5..5:15, my wife nudges me to turn it off, 5:30 she nudges me again to turn it off I do. 5:45 it goes of again, by 7:30 she is pissed and the day has started bad now.

The gym is wierd because there are alot of people doing wierd thing with metal and there bodies, you have lots of different kinds of people also for example: the jocks with there noise making, the cool guys who work out in packs and have some cool thing to teach the other of something they learned in Muscle and Fitness, then there are the sexies who come to train hard but for everyone to wish and lust after them, this could be guy or a girl both wear short short and have tans(if white). Then there’s the gay men they work out so sexual and feminine. They don’t do bench or stuff like that they do raises but all the way up to the sky in a fairy-like motion (no pun intended).

The muscle guys, when they flex, look like stacks of terds.

Smurf movie

Aug
22

Coming out with new movie. I loved the smurfs they had every type of person in there. New Smurf movie will be have to date with cosmedic sergury smurf, jokie smurf would be terrorist smurf, Smurette would be Paris.

The Smurf episodes sometimes have this gang up on on perticular smurf, where is name states his downfall condition, Crackhead Smurf I can’t believe you stole my DVD player while you were house sitting.

Tommy Davidson at the Improv

Aug
22

SO, Saw Tommy Davidson at the Improv. Mark Agee hosted and had a good set I enjoyed it and I have seen him many times before but for some reason it was like the first time. I enjoy his jokes and him as a person.

Next was… I don’t remember his name but he was from Arkanas but he was great, he had presence, jokes on all level, and had lots of fun and was loose.

Then there was Tommy…he was late and oh…Paul Vargese had to go up cause he was late. Paul did good like he always does. So Tommy came out and he looked coked up or something. He was touchin’ his nose and crap…it’s an assumption. But I don’t know he’s crazy anyway so that may just me him natural… I am just sick of comics dying so I’ll hope that was not the case. But he was crazy. He would repeat things like 12 times, but that face his face when he does characters. He some funny bits, like he had one that was about a white woman will stand stand up for what she thinks is right like when there’s a line at the Store. It was a great show.

Good show all around.