Archive for August, 2005

Podcasting is out

Podcasting is out. Know why…President George W. Bush has one now. It’s like getting a hip car and then seeing the nerdiest old man pull up in the same car next to you

Add comment August 31st, 2005

Mouse follow menu

Hey so I’m behind on flash knowledge but did this all by myself no help from boone or anybody. It a small Movie Clip that follows the mouse under a mask. Simple but I like it. Excuse the design, I was going for function not look. Now I need to get the box to stay a bit while over the button and not follow so close.


this.mcMouseFlo.onEnterFrame = function():Void {

if (_root._xmouse < 89) {
this._y = _root._ymouse;
}

if (_root._ymouse <= 60){
this._y = 60;
}
if (_root._ymouse >= 240){
this._y = 240;
}

}

Add comment August 31st, 2005

I see dead people

So a couple of hours ago I some how got…oh I was looking for something to do for a double date I have in a couple of hours. That is when I got to the sixth floor mueseum site, that took me to a Texas history site which took me to Boonie and Clyde, where I noticed they are both (including the surrounding fam) are buried here in dallas. Boonie just above Love field and Clyde off of Ft. Worth Ave. in the industrial part of town near the Main Post Office.

After looking for over an hour I noticed something…you need to treat your kids right and love you family, cause no one is going to tell your awesome story. There were many people on find a grave. Do you know who Greer Garson is? Well she was an actress she played Maddam Curee and won an Oscar for another movie. What about Arthur Demp? HE FOUNDED SEATTLE!!! The man founded Seattle and you probably had know idea what controbution he has made to America, fish, Cobain, Starbucks, this man founded Seattle. We search for fame and fortune and all this crap to die and have some guy who has nothing to do at 5:30 in the morning learn about you.

I hope these people were good to there kid cause a life dies even if it was on the silver scree or on wax. Name me 15 stars of the 1920’s. Name the Pulizter prize winner from last year. I bet you can’t even do that. In sixty years will anyone give to squirts about Bruce Willis, Hally Berry, or even the great Al Pacino (maybe Pacino). Have you been to a library lately it echos, “What have you done with your life,” and “Don’t waste your time writing books they may end up never being checked out” The vast amounts of books just availbible at the Dallas Library is amazing and that is just a small dose of what is out there and we can name how many authors besides the pop culture ones. I bet you if I was to die tonight, murdered by a serial killer toddler most people would not know my name 1 yr later and even more so ever read this blog that I keep.

Add comment August 27th, 2005

The Horror Update (required flash 8 beta)

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Special thanks to boone!
if you can’t see get flash player 8 beta

1 comment August 22nd, 2005

Working out

So me and my wife have been working out for a while and we are happy with the progress that we have made but we want more. So have decided that we are going to wake up early and workout. We started this a week ago, the problem is that we have yet to work out in the morning. Alarm goes off at 5..5:15, my wife nudges me to turn it off, 5:30 she nudges me again to turn it off I do. 5:45 it goes of again, by 7:30 she is pissed and the day has started bad now.

The gym is wierd because there are alot of people doing wierd thing with metal and there bodies, you have lots of different kinds of people also for example: the jocks with there noise making, the cool guys who work out in packs and have some cool thing to teach the other of something they learned in Muscle and Fitness, then there are the sexies who come to train hard but for everyone to wish and lust after them, this could be guy or a girl both wear short short and have tans(if white). Then there’s the gay men they work out so sexual and feminine. They don’t do bench or stuff like that they do raises but all the way up to the sky in a fairy-like motion (no pun intended).

The muscle guys, when they flex, look like stacks of terds.

Add comment August 22nd, 2005

Smurf movie

Coming out with new movie. I loved the smurfs they had every type of person in there. New Smurf movie will be have to date with cosmedic sergury smurf, jokie smurf would be terrorist smurf, Smurette would be Paris.

The Smurf episodes sometimes have this gang up on on perticular smurf, where is name states his downfall condition, Crackhead Smurf I can’t believe you stole my DVD player while you were house sitting.

Add comment August 22nd, 2005

Tommy Davidson at the Improv

Was Tommy on coke

Continue Reading Add comment August 22nd, 2005

The Early Show & Stratos

Yes I did two shows shows on 8 min and the other I don’t know. Boone the great guy that he is, in all of his support for his wife and all of us, taped both. I was me, bob kosrovi, tom devenport, sheri belle, johnny elbow and shawn aredondo. I was a good show, though not much of an audience.

I did a show of nesto and it good the crowd was not to animated but good audience. I’ll post some of the jokes.

Here is a pic from the early show.
the early show pic

Add comment August 21st, 2005

back door show 8-20-2005 6:30pm

Me and a slue of people will be at the back door for the early show get there at 6:30

Add comment August 20th, 2005

My first finished 100% actionscripted flash app.

Flash 8 is awesome

Continue Reading Add comment August 18th, 2005

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